10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "No river, no fish."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.