10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.