10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is for loners.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."