10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.