10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT