10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts