10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels