10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"