10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio