10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright