10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is for loners.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.