10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "No river, no fish."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio