10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977