10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003