10 Random Poker Quotes

If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson