10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!