10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth