10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow