10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers