10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A