10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?