10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fold and live to fold again