10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."