10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "No river, no fish."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.