10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo