10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.