10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Fish don't eat Nutz!