10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.