10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'