10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss