10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers