10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."