10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "No river, no fish."