10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it