10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."