10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...