10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson