10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.