10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel