10 Random Poker Quotes

Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Those eggs smell delicious!
Fish don't eat Nutz!
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
The all-in play works everytime but once.
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.