10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)