10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?