10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth