10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "No river, no fish."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is for loners.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown