10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill