10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs