10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "No river, no fish."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.