10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak