10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim