10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown